Chris Rock

There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.

Chris Rock


Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.

Chris Rock


I kind of keep my personality in my pocket a lot. When I start to do stand-up, that's not my true personality either. It's the personality of a guy who hasn't been able to say what he wanted to say.

Chris Rock


If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

Chris Rock


A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

Chris Rock


Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Chris Rock


Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

Chris Rock


The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

Chris Rock


Pretty girls have problems too.

Chris Rock


I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.

Chris Rock


Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.

Chris Rock


Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Chris Rock


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